amischiefofmice:

melkior:

send hELP

this just shows why you gotta get at these kind of problems early b/c you just put it off and put it off and you get a flamingo boom before you know it

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amanda-massacre:

nephilim-swansong:

socialpsychopathblr:

Gothic wedding

To remember for my Halloween wedding.

Ok! I am so doing this for my wedding! Needs to happen.

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vaganja:

frickfrackbootysmack:

angelt626:

And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.

it winked are you joking

jfc. i really can’t take my life. 

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

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brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

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